Hello world, my name is John,
they say I’m the coolest man in town,
with my music loud and a brand new car,
I’m driving around with my windows down.

I’m a poser, yes I am, nobody can deny that I’m a, Metalman.

Today everything was fine for me,
I’m just headbanging along to my favourite song,
the road was long and I did not see,
all of a sudden I hit a tree.

I was a poser, yes I was, nobody can deny that I was, an octopus.

Have some self-respect my friend now ….